Cosmojetz

Cosmojetz has too much energy for his own good; he has A.D.D. elevated to an incommensurable level. You need to wind Cosmojetz, and stand back while he performs what he thinks is some kind of weightless activity. To wind up Cosmojetz, hold him in one hand, keeping the counterweight from spinning, while turning the key with the other hand. Cosmojetz works best when four of its eight booties always touch the ground. You can let Cosmojetz go from any of the six positions he stands in, but Cosmojetz behaves most wildly if you let him go from either of the two vertical positions.

Every once in a while, a bit of spray lubricant will keep the engine revving like crazy. Cosmojetz's favorite performing surfaces are marble or wooden tables; essentially any hard level surface will do. Two or more Cosmojetz together may make a mess of your table cloth.

Colors are assorted, we pick color based on availability.